During my Saturday visit to Jiffy Lube, the mechanic said one of my rear brake lights was out. However, he could not replace it because the whole fixture is missing. There is nothing to screw the lightbulb into. Odd, no? I asked the mechanic, "Is this something I could get pulled over for?"
His answer: "Only if the cop wanted to be a real butt."
Butt!! I haven't heard this insult since the 3rd grade. Butt!! Instant hangover cure.
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hahaha i love it!
ReplyDeleteI work with a guy whose last name is Butt. Imagine sending an interoffice memo: Dear Mr. Butt.
ReplyDeleteIt always cracks me up.