Faith

Britain's favorite bad boy, George Michael, is releasing a new album. The songs have been co-written / inspired by my brother-in-law.

The track list for FAITH 2010:

1. Confidence is Sexy
2. Go Grab It
3. (900 Miles) Far From Being Too Far
4. Should Have Stayed
5. In the Wildflowers
6. Love Triangle
7. Pass the Apple
8. It's Becoming a Square
9. Get Over Here / Go Away
10. This Post Could Have Been You
11. On and On and Online
12. Me or the Idea of Me
13. What the Hell?

Guess which version of George Michael is singing these songs... 1987 hot George Michael? Or 2010 hot mess George Michael?

It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses a Nut

Thanks to JT for calling my attention to a disturbing and dangerous new trend: "sack tapping." 

I'm sure she shared this news with me so I could, in turn, educate you, dear readers. It couldn't have anything to do with the sacks Marilyn has tapped. One man's foreplay is another man's surgery.

Super-Sized Skinny Jeans?

My 20-year-old brother is living with me for the summer. He recently did some grocery shopping.

Doritos, Pepsi, Ramen Noodles, Cinnamon Toast Crunch... and there was milk of course. His bones are still growing. I could make some jokes, but the truth is that this is more grocery shopping than I've done in weeks. I hope this junk doesn't end up in my "trunk."